I Need a Baby Doctor

My Parody of "I Need a Doctor" by Eminem:


I Need a Baby Doctor
I'm about to lose my mind
You've been in there so long, I'm running out of room
I need a doctor, a baby doctor
I need a doctor, baby doctor to get you outta me


I told my baby one day, that she would come out
Said it really loud and clear, eventually my baby you will come on out
But I don't know if she even believed it when I was saying that
She's just sleeping in there, everyday it's just so warm and dark


Room, I just need a smidge of that
Cause this baby's takin up all the space I got
I just need a snack, I'm so tired of this
And I don't know if I'm awake or asleep, it's hopeless
All I know is you're still in there and I'm growing restless


You kicked my rib, took my breath from me, I blame this pain on you
And for the life of me, I don't know why you won't just push on through
But it just dawned on me, you are stubborn
You want to stay where it's dark
Where there are no lights, and you can kick and punch and kung fu


I don't think you realize how you're hurting me, not the slightest clue
Cause you're so big and overdue
Here comes another rib kick, you gon' havta quit kicking me
I'll be happy when you finally get outta me
But that's not an option, there's nothing else I can do cause



I'm about to lose my mind
You've been in there so long, I'm running out of room
I need a doctor, a baby doctor
I need a doctor, baby doctor to get you outta me




That's all I've got. At least it helped to pass a little bit of time!